Paint Maestro Gifts

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'Who wants the talking stick?'

'Are you done yet?'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Painting

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Computer Music

Artistic Licence.

The TROU of the Baroque

The Cartoonist's armoury

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

Cake Writer's Block

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

'With all these new surveillance cameras around town, I'm not going anywhere without full-make-up.'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Post-modern Café

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

A Blanksy

Men painting red and white.

"Taxi's waiting."