Brush Maestro Gifts

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'They're great, but does your signature really have to include the 'D.D.S.'?'

Marty's blank canvas nightmare returned once again.

Artist

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

Desert Painter

'Smile, though your art is breaking.'

'Are you done yet?'

Paul Gaugin

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"Finally, my art degree is worth something."

The Cartoonist's armoury

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Hair Traffic control.

Painting

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Artistic Licence.

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

Jackson Pollock.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

'With all these new surveillance cameras around town, I'm not going anywhere without full-make-up.'

How to wear a false moustache.

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

Other men just sing in the bath

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

"Taxi's waiting."