Brush Mastermind Gifts

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'Are you done yet?'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

The Cartoonist's armoury

Bike Wash

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"We only missed two strategic goals: Supply and demand."

'Are you gonna answer that?'

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

"Welcome to Kickstarter."

'Jim has writer's block, which we're all grateful for.'

Brainstorming!

Paul Gaugin

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

The inventions of baseball

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

'You need to slow down - use more color.'