Paperwork Maestro T-Shirts

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

Inout baskets.

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

In, out, shake it all about.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

The Buck Never Stops.

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

Smoke and mirrors.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

Editor.

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

'Who wants the talking stick?'

"Have a good weekend!"

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'