Paperwork Maestro Prints

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Inout baskets.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

In, out, shake it all about.

The Buck Never Stops.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

Smoke and mirrors.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

InIn by-products.

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

In - Out - Pending.

Editor.

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'