Paperwork Virtuoso Prints

Inout baskets.

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

The Buck Never Stops.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

In - Out - Pending.

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Deadlines, Inc.

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

"I'm too busy to show you around, Smith. You'll have to follow me on Twitter."

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

"Very amusing, Robertson, if I were the type to be amused."