Buzzword Maestro T-Shirts

"I don't know. It doesn't do anything for my little general - does it do anything for your little general?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

"Textin’"

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Bassoons.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Dynamite little combo

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

A baby playing on a grand piano

Twitter censorship

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Kultural K9's.

Malcolm Sargent

Edvard Grieg

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Charles Addams.

'He's working on a lullaby.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Street Organ - Monkey

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

The Drummer

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."