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'Just who do you think you're fooling, sir?'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

Santa School.

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

Catering for a large family.

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

Recorded mating call

Thanks And Giving.

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

"What are you cooking for Thanksgiving, Tia Carmen?"

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

"Oh my, I've really fallen behind on the paperwork."

"Can't talk now, I'm dicing with death, we're doing stir-fry."

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

'Have you checked his books this month?'

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

'Some country that doesn't have Thanksgiving!'

"When you thank god for this meal, put in a good word for your mother too."

"If that's all the game thee found, it will have to do. Maybe next year we will find something more suitable for the feast!"

'Dressing the Salad. Why?'