Feast Preparer Gifts

'Just who do you think you're fooling, sir?'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

Pinata good bags.

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

Santa School.

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

"Good Christmas?"

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

Recorded mating call

Catering for a large family.

Thanks And Giving.

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

"What are you cooking for Thanksgiving, Tia Carmen?"

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

"Oh my, I've really fallen behind on the paperwork."

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

'Have you checked his books this month?'

What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy? Having a huge party. It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly. Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games. "Turkey Slaughter VI" is no ordinary game. You're coming to my place.

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

"Can't talk now, I'm dicing with death, we're doing stir-fry."

'Some country that doesn't have Thanksgiving!'

'Dressing the Salad. Why?'

"If that's all the game thee found, it will have to do. Maybe next year we will find something more suitable for the feast!"