Family Feast Organizer Gifts

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

Santa School.

"It's a snow-grandad!"

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

Catering for a large family.

What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy? Having a huge party. It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly. Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games. "Turkey Slaughter VI" is no ordinary game. You're coming to my place.

"What are you cooking for Thanksgiving, Tia Carmen?"

"Thanks Giving."

"Get some of the firm's other deadwood and form a carolling group."

2010 Calendar.

The Passover Police

"It's more than one kid. You better cut the watermelon into pieces."

"If that's all the game thee found, it will have to do. Maybe next year we will find something more suitable for the feast!"

"When you thank god for this meal, put in a good word for your mother too."

Boy reveals his sister and cousin's secret at the dinner table

"Oh look! Farmer Bob invited me to Thanksgiving dinner!"

"Oy! I didnʻt make enough!"

"It's an invitation to your brother's second wedding and even the stamp has been used again!"

'I mean, what's a mother for? We had our Thanksgiving early so I'm bringing my dinner here for you.'

"Lousy elves are on strike again. You people gift wrap?"

''Kale'? - Did we join the Vegetable of the Month Club or something?'