Family Dinner Organizer Gifts

Boy reveals his sister and cousin's secret at the dinner table

"Oh look! Farmer Bob invited me to Thanksgiving dinner!"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"You've all been like a company to me."

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'As soon as your mother is through laundering the money we'll go out to eat.'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Fridge-to-table"

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."