Family Dinner Organizer Prints

Boy reveals his sister and cousin's secret at the dinner table

"Oh look! Farmer Bob invited me to Thanksgiving dinner!"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"You've all been like a company to me."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

'As soon as your mother is through laundering the money we'll go out to eat.'

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Fridge-to-table"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."