Family Feast Facilitator Gifts

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

The Forever Stamp

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"It's a snow-grandad!"

Catering for a large family.

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

"What are you cooking for Thanksgiving, Tia Carmen?"

Elf-Help Group

"Thanks Giving."

"The day after Thanksgiving is a day of rest for cooks."

"If that's all the game thee found, it will have to do. Maybe next year we will find something more suitable for the feast!"

"When you thank god for this meal, put in a good word for your mother too."

'You will too eat it!- It took your father three weeks to catch that rhinoceros!'

"Oy! I didnʻt make enough!"

'Just who do you think you're fooling, sir?'

'I mean, what's a mother for? We had our Thanksgiving early so I'm bringing my dinner here for you.'

'I'm afraid your late wife's life insurance policy didn't cover culinary disasters.'

Doggie dining table

"It's an invitation to your brother's second wedding and even the stamp has been used again!"

''Kale'? - Did we join the Vegetable of the Month Club or something?'

"Problems with the turkey? - this is one of those chef's 'tricks' we use to resuscitate a failed dish."

Best. Grandpa. Ever.

"Hey Mrs. Weinberg. Just a few groceries for you today then?"

"You two want to order something from the bored adolescents' menu?"