Family Feast Facilitator T-Shirts

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

The Forever Stamp

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"It's a snow-grandad!"

Catering for a large family.

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

"The day after Thanksgiving is a day of rest for cooks."

What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy? Having a huge party. It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly. Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games. "Turkey Slaughter VI" is no ordinary game. You're coming to my place.

"What are you cooking for Thanksgiving, Tia Carmen?"

Elf-Help Group

"Thanks Giving."

'You will too eat it!- It took your father three weeks to catch that rhinoceros!'

"When you thank god for this meal, put in a good word for your mother too."

"If that's all the game thee found, it will have to do. Maybe next year we will find something more suitable for the feast!"

"Oy! I didnʻt make enough!"

'Just who do you think you're fooling, sir?'

Doggie dining table

'I'm afraid your late wife's life insurance policy didn't cover culinary disasters.'

"It's an invitation to your brother's second wedding and even the stamp has been used again!"

'I mean, what's a mother for? We had our Thanksgiving early so I'm bringing my dinner here for you.'

''Kale'? - Did we join the Vegetable of the Month Club or something?'

"Problems with the turkey? - this is one of those chef's 'tricks' we use to resuscitate a failed dish."

"You two want to order something from the bored adolescents' menu?"

"Hey Mrs. Weinberg. Just a few groceries for you today then?"