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Catering for a large family.

"Hey Mrs. Weinberg. Just a few groceries for you today then?"

Santa Claus's Mail

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Pinata good bags.

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

Santa School.

"No arguing mister! I want you to eat at least one pea!"

"Perhaps we should have postponed our downsizing operation until after the Xmas party."

"Wow, the literary life is exhausting! Just when I finish 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation,' I need to begin my 'What I Want For Christmas' list!"

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

"Good Christmas?"

'What are you doing here? It's only November.'

Chicken Little's Cousin, Turkey Little: 'The Axe is falling! The axe is falling!'

Halloween next exit. . . Thanksgiving, 27 days. . . Christmas, 54 days.