Family Feast Planner Pillows

Catering for a large family.

"Hey Mrs. Weinberg. Just a few groceries for you today then?"

Santa Claus's Mail

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

"No arguing mister! I want you to eat at least one pea!"

"Perhaps we should have postponed our downsizing operation until after the Xmas party."

Santa School.

"Wow, the literary life is exhausting! Just when I finish 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation,' I need to begin my 'What I Want For Christmas' list!"

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

'What are you doing here? It's only November.'

Halloween next exit. . . Thanksgiving, 27 days. . . Christmas, 54 days.

'Of course, if your father was any kind of provider, we'd be eating fresh salmon for breakfast!'

"I'm in the mood for meat."