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"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Bubbly

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Prosecco Peacock

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Cow and Milk

Reindeer

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Farmer Christmas.

Mice playing double bass

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Dog on a harp

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

Sabrage!

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

"Room for bigger presents."