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Santa claus inflation.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Fleas Navidad.

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Farmer Christmas.

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Mice playing double bass

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

Morale in the office was up 37 percent since the addition of the new 78th floor driving range.

Minister Starts at a New Church

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Dog's Christmas list.

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Easter Bunny

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Counting Blessings

'Christmas, Ms. Sims, is the chink in my armor.'

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

How to believe in yourself.