Holiday Spirit Warrior T-Shirts

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

Santa versus Christianity

". . . And if I don't get it, I'm calling the better business bureau!"

Ice Skater

Snowman

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Just one more choccy...

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

O Christmas Tea

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Merry Kissmas

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Minister Starts at a New Church

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Maybe this year..."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

Little Boy Missing Christmas

Choirboy

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

"Peace on earth and goodwill to all genders."

Elf of the Month

Boy Prays for a Full Stocking

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

Cat plays the cello

'The Christ Child'

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

Fa la la la la la la la la la!