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'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

'Who let Bessie substitute for Rudolf? I wasted half the night jumping over the moon!'

'The problem with hibernating is that I miss out on all the Christmas fun every year...'

Santa's Grotto

"Don't be such a grump - put on your paper crown."

Cat plays the cello

Nine Ladies Dancing

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Santa called but you were out!

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Happy St Pancakes Day

O Christmas Tea

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Street Carolers

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"Maybe this year..."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

Christmas Dwarves