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'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

'Who let Bessie substitute for Rudolf? I wasted half the night jumping over the moon!'

'The problem with hibernating is that I miss out on all the Christmas fun every year...'

Santa's Grotto

Cat plays the cello

Nine Ladies Dancing

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Santa called but you were out!

Street Carolers

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

O Christmas Tea

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Maybe this year..."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.