Roast Master Gifts

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

Mean Cuisine

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I think you have to leave it in for ten minutes per pound."

Chicken

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Beers

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

A Bloody Butcher

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Champagne

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

A giant glass of red wine

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Cheers

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

'Toast'

Prosecco

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

A very fine vintage

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"A little lamb please."

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

Pint

Love wine

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).