Roast Master Gifts

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

Mean Cuisine

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Chicken

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Beers

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

A Bloody Butcher

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Champagne

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

A giant glass of red wine

Cheers

'Toast'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Love wine

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

A very fine vintage

"A little lamb please."

Prosecco

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Pint

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

Trash-talkin' artists