Roast Lover Gifts

'I don't hassle you about YOUR comfort foods.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Steak Ted?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Cow Blue Arrows

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Cow of BEEF

Get on with it!

Boomerang cow.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Rapunzcow

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

Platter confusion.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"