Roast Lover Gifts

'I don't hassle you about YOUR comfort foods.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Steak Ted?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Cow Blue Arrows

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Cow of BEEF

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Boomerang cow.

Get on with it!

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

Platter confusion.

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