Budget Feast Master Gifts

'It's the only lacto-vegan, ethical, organic menu I could find to fit our Christmas meal budget...'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Smart card.

Economy.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'Surely you can manage on your salary!'

Economist!

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"What I want from you, is a big budget event with a low budget, budget."

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'I think we paid too high a price for this one, Harold.'

Desk Request

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

Falling Profits.

'What's the smallest budget you can manage on?'

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

Man robbed by medical center.

"This is money—get ready to worry about it for the rest of your life."

Your pay increase didn't help.

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

'I did the math -- we can't AFFORD to attend the economic summit.'

Deep in the heart of the one-star restaurant district...'Guess what you're eating buffet!'