Gamer Guardians Pillows

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Violent Computer Games and the Young

"He likes it."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Dog retriving Frisbee

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

The new global mantra flag for the future

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Fantasy Business Management

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

This might take a while

Wolf Reintroduction.

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'Can I see your license,please?'

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'