Ball Game Buddies Gifts

World Cup reactions...

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Football Fans

Holiday time.

'Super Dog'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Basketball.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

A boy with a football

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

Trout Game

Football fan

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'I lost two teeth trying to catch a cricket ball in flight...'

Ball Pit Island

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Men cut down a tree to retrieve a football.

World Cup Universe.

"Hey, catch me a wave."

Captive Audience.

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

'Well, I'm not telling him off. He might be armed.'

'Trust me, kids. Everything tastes better at the ballpark.'

Attack of footballs.

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

The Three Little Words every woman wants to hear - 'the football's finished'.

'You think you've got a bad knee? Let me tell you about a bad knee, my brother.'

Children at Play