Baseball Buddy Gifts

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Sports Bar. It's okay, we're a little league team.

"I tossed a baseball with my son."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Church for sports worshipers.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I AM at my usual position."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

High-gravity baseball

'Super Dog'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

350 Feet.