Football Buddy Gifts

The Three Little Words every woman wants to hear - 'the football's finished'.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Super Dog'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Raheem Sterling

Bike Rides

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

Flower power.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

'No worries, Timmy. We're star athletes. We'll get off with a slap on the wrist for the rest of our lives!'

Yoga