Football Buddy Pillows

The Three Little Words every woman wants to hear - 'the football's finished'.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Super Dog'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Bike Rides

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

Flower power.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'My friend Andy is outside with his laptop. He wants to know if I can come out and blog.'

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

'No worries, Timmy. We're star athletes. We'll get off with a slap on the wrist for the rest of our lives!'

After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.