Ball Game Buddy Pillows

'Super Dog'

Football Fans

Holiday time.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Basketball.

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

A boy with a football

Trout Game

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'I lost two teeth trying to catch a cricket ball in flight...'

A boy holding a balloon

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

'Where's your goldfish?'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Football Boomerang.

"Hey, catch me a wave."

Ball Pit Island

'Trust me, kids. Everything tastes better at the ballpark.'

Attack of footballs.

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

'My nurse is off sick today, so my caddy is filling in.'

'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'

The Three Little Words every woman wants to hear - 'the football's finished'.

'You think you've got a bad knee? Let me tell you about a bad knee, my brother.'

"Let's try out the new course they built on the swamp, you say. No problem, you say, it's just a sand trap!"

Children at Play