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'Super Dog'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Football Fans

Holiday time.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

Basketball.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

A boy with a football

Trout Game

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'I lost two teeth trying to catch a cricket ball in flight...'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

A boy holding a balloon

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Ball Pit Island

'Where's your goldfish?'

Football Boomerang.

World Cup Universe.

"Hey, catch me a wave."

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'Trust me, kids. Everything tastes better at the ballpark.'

Attack of footballs.

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

'My nurse is off sick today, so my caddy is filling in.'

'I found this to be the most efficient a cost effective way to fatten them up for thanksgiving.'

'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'

The Three Little Words every woman wants to hear - 'the football's finished'.

'You think you've got a bad knee? Let me tell you about a bad knee, my brother.'

"Let's try out the new course they built on the swamp, you say. No problem, you say, it's just a sand trap!"