Bowl Buddy Pillows

'Where's your goldfish?'

"So what do you do in the evenings around here?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Super Dog'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'I know it's gassy...'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Wanna talk about it?

A giant glass of red wine

Next Round Indicator

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling ball head.

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

Fido and Fifi

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

BOO MOO!

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'