Bowl Buddy Pillows

'Where's your goldfish?'

"So what do you do in the evenings around here?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Super Dog'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'I know it's gassy...'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

A giant glass of red wine

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Wanna talk about it?

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Next Round Indicator

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling ball head.

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Fido and Fifi

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

BOO MOO!

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

'I couldn't take it anymore- all that E-I-E-I-Oing!'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'