Baseball Buddy Mugs

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"I tossed a baseball with my son."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Church for sports worshipers.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Super Dog'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

High-gravity baseball

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"