Tv Buddy Gifts

"Can I stay up and watch t.v. with you?"

'Why don't you spend quality time with someone else?'

Stressed dolphins...

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Bike Rides

"Not now, Oliver."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Homo Zapiens

Airplane food

Tunnel of TV

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."