Tv Buddy Gifts

"Can I stay up and watch t.v. with you?"

'Why don't you spend quality time with someone else?'

Stressed dolphins...

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"Not now, Oliver."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Bike Rides

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Airplane food

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Homo Zapiens

Tunnel of TV

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"We need to walk."