Tv Binging Buddy Gifts

'Quick, switch off Harry - it's the nine o'clock watershed.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Horror movies

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Next camera crew 5 mins

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

A couple decides what to watch.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

How the goat got square eyes.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Working from Home.

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

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