Tv Binging Buddy Mugs

'Quick, switch off Harry - it's the nine o'clock watershed.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Horror movies

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

A couple decides what to watch.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

How the goat got square eyes.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Working from Home.

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

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