Series-bingeing Gifts

"Should we watch 'The Walking Dead' or C-SPAN?"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Horror movies

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Next camera crew 5 mins

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

A couple decides what to watch.

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Working from Home.

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

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