Tv-binge Connoisseur Gifts

"Obsessive complacent disorder"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Next camera crew 5 mins

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

A couple decides what to watch.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

Working from Home.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

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'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!