Tourist Buddy Gifts

"Where is Madison Avenue? You might well ask."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Culture Saturday

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Now that's an afro!'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Fishing sign.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Tourists and their Pets.

Snowmen Around The World...

'Echo Tourism'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'It must be the dead sea.'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast