Tourist Friends Gifts

"They migrate here each summer."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

'Next!'

Airplane food

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"How's my tripping you up?"

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Portalouvre

'To much orange.'

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

TSA

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

Hospital Visit

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'