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"They migrate here each summer."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Next!'

Airplane food

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"How's my tripping you up?"

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

TSA

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Easter Island Rock Climber

Portalouvre

'To much orange.'

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

Hospital Visit

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'