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'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'You may now kick the bride.'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Limbo Day at the Palace

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

"Putting the Christ back in Christmas."

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"There are no direct flights, so we're booked on the Scenic Tour of East Coast airports."

'This is totally bananas!'

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

After years of saving...Larry finally visits the mysterious 'Doorhenge'.