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Man lost in a maze while his wife waits outside

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Lamb Noise.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Airplane food

'Next!'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Life's a Bench.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Picnic with thieves

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

Dam it all

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

They can't all look like sheep butts.

"How's my tripping you up?"

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"They migrate here each summer."

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'