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Man lost in a maze while his wife waits outside

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Lamb Noise.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Airplane food

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Next!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Picnic with thieves

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

"How's my tripping you up?"

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"They migrate here each summer."

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

Cow outboard engine