Gamer Cat Enthusiast Pillows

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Cat box"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Foster failure"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

The Mouse Princess

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Mixed Doubles.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'