Mobile Gaming Gifts

'I wasn't talking on my cellphone. . . I was playing a videogame.'

"Of course I'm angry—look at me."

'Buy 1000 more credits or the snappy slime monster will gobble your pixie.'

Screen Time

Pokémon Go in real life

"I take it you don't get out much?"

'Nothing on TV - what's on your phone tonight?'

'My Anroid seems slow. It's like I'm not playing Angry Birds, I'm playing Angry Birds on Prozac.'

Todd's passion for gaming finally caught up with him.

How Location-based apps cause the extinction of the woolly mammoth...

'I hate this game.'

The only game I play on my phone is convincing creditors they have the wrong number!

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over a hour. You ok in there?"

Rudy, you're addicted to you iPhone. You've spent $4,256.99 on apps. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You're averaging 22 apps per day. You wake up in the middle of the night to buy them. You were mentioned favorably in Apple's quarterly earnings! Thwack! Hee hee.

Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You ok in there? I think I'm dying here. What? D'you need me to call 911? I don't think that'll help. I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city. Get off your phone!!! I'm saving the kingdom here! It's important!

Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You ok in there? I think I'm dying here. What? D'you need me to call 911? I don

Wanna play Death Kill Mayhem VII on our Androids? You can join my clan and we can march on cities and kill and pillage together. House of Java Cybercafe. Sorry little dude, I switched back to iPhone. iPhone doesn't have that game. That's lame. They should make it a cross-platform. if we could all kill and destroy each other together, then maybe iPhone users and Android users wouldn't hate each other so much. That's a beautiful dream. Or you can stop being a loser and get a real phone.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Rage.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Evolution.

"And this is our media room."