Mobile Gaming Gifts

'I wasn't talking on my cellphone. . . I was playing a videogame.'

"Of course I'm angry—look at me."

'Buy 1000 more credits or the snappy slime monster will gobble your pixie.'

Screen Time

'Nothing on TV - what's on your phone tonight?'

Todd's passion for gaming finally caught up with him.

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over a hour. You ok in there?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

The height of fashion in 1796

Evolution.

"And this is our media room."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Homo Gamus

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Nerd tryouts.

I should probably get out more.

'How about a game of cards?'