Portable Gaming Gifts

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"The knights of the round accent table"

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Some card-game puns

Board Game Hunter

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

Cool 3-D screen.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

What do you want that Santa isn't getting you? You'd get me a Kinect?! If it's new and plugs in, I know nothing about it. It's a full-body fame system. You can play tennis or soccer. I'll get exercise! Or

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Knights of the Round Whatever

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Young Geeks.

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

'This helps with the kids who are obsessed with videogames.'

Wedding cake figurines has a husband playing a video game.

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

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