Portable Gaming T-Shirts

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Some card-game puns

"The knights of the round accent table"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

Cool 3-D screen.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Knights of the Round Whatever

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

Young Geeks.

Gamers

Wedding cake figurines has a husband playing a video game.

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector