Game Show Addict Gifts

"Are you too influenced by T.V.?"

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

Alternative Game Shows: Shooting Stars

Cat watching the laser dot finals.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

Senior Jeopardy!

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Can't Touch This

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

Starvation Watching

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

E=Emcee Squared

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"And here are today's categories...."

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Bob Monkhouse

At the celebrity jobcentre...

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."