Game Show Addict Pillows

"Are you too influenced by T.V.?"

Alternative Game Shows: Shooting Stars

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

Senior Jeopardy!

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Dreams I have had...

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

E=Emcee Squared

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"And here are today's categories...."

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

At the celebrity jobcentre...

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

Goose escapes the tv.

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'