Game Show Junkie Pillows

'Things even God could not know - for $400, Alex.'

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

University Soapflakes

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Can't Touch This

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Senior Jeopardy!

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Mog The Week

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Can't Touch This

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

E=Emcee Squared

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

Frank and Ernie's Poetry Corner. Robert Frost. TV Guide. I think I'll watch some late-night comedy

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"And here are today's categories...."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

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How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book