Video Game Lover Uncle T-Shirts

'I found this to be the most efficient a cost effective way to fatten them up for thanksgiving.'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Knights of the Square Table.

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Was that the grunt affirmative, the grunt negative, or the grunt non-commital?'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

Covid Invaders

'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'Just for the record, the quote is 'go west young man,' not 'go rest young man.''

Mobile Phones

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

Violence on TV.

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'Baking is my video gaming.'

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

'Now, just you look here, Algy Jones - None of your patronage! You dare to bowl me with your left hand again, and I'll box your ears!'

"My parents must have forgotten what they learned in school. I heard them talking about renewing their vowels."

Children.

"My client was brainwashed into committing violence by shoot-em-up video games!"